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    Watery Tart


    Look, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate by the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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    Graphic designer and cinephile.

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