Yeah, like men, we be
Oh, because men read more books than women
Real men don't eat quiche
Real men eat plants. Real men eat plants
Prostate cancer is now the most common cancer in...
Christine, I'm serious. Real men aren't afraid of...
But Mommy told me real men never scream out loud
But we thought you were real men!
Hey babe, REAL men smell, and REAL women like it
Anyway, real men don't wash
Oh, the men. I heard it was just plumb full of...
Coward! Real men help when they're needed
Proves it's for men like you only
Oi, real men can moisturise too, you know
Real men don't play bridge
You know what Proust said. Leave pretty women to...
Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
All great men have mustaches!