]> http://skreened.com/PubTees Blonde Bomb Shelter Pub Tees is stocked full of tees to wear while your getting your drink on! We try achieve one thing, and that's to make you stand out with a shirt nobody else has. Often we use sarcastic humor, attitude, love or something slightly on the creepy side to accomplish just that. We think you'll find something to make you smile. en-us Mon, 20 May 2013 11:15:41 -0400 http://backend.userland.com/rss Skreened.com RSS Machine 1440 http://skreened.com/PubTees 75 75 http://skreened.com/PubTees/bitter-sweet Sweet to drink, bitter to pay for. I'm still undecided whether this old Irish saying is referring to relationships or beer. For the sake of this awesome t-shirt, I'm going with beer. sweet,bitter,beer,hangover,drinking <p>Bitter Sweet</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/s/q/a/sqaumucqkyaokjunmiow/bitter-sweet.american-apparel-unisex-athletic-tee.athletic-grey.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:45:52 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/bitter-sweet http://skreened.com/PubTees/gents-start-your-livers Gentlemen, start-your-livers! Kick off the night with this t-shirt sporting this slightly altered classic race track announcement. An excellent gift for the hordes of auto racing fans out there. redneck,humor,funny,nascar,beer <p>Gents, Start Your Livers! </p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/w/a/o/waolrnvhmwpofsggwsag/gents-start-your-livers.american-apparel-unisex-athletic-tee.athletic-blue.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:21:22 -0500 http://skreened.com/PubTees/gents-start-your-livers http://skreened.com/PubTees/gentlemen-start-your-livers Gentlemen start your livers! Kick off boys night out with this classic Indy 500 announcement, tailored slightly for the nascar, beer loving hordes. alcohol,beer,humor,liver,nascar <p>Gentlemen Start Your Livers</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/f/y/i/fyimvwxmmvamgtkybifr/gentlemen-start-your-livers.anvil-unisex-value-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:36:37 -0500 http://skreened.com/PubTees/gentlemen-start-your-livers http://skreened.com/PubTees/jealous-of-the-straw I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw! This retro gentlemen's got the best pick up line ever, and you don't even have to say it, your shirt can do it for you! flirt,beer,funny,humor,sex <p>Jealous of the Straw</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/i/m/z/imzyaycaegmpwokaynzs/jealous-of-the-straw.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:34:26 -0500 http://skreened.com/PubTees/jealous-of-the-straw http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila Tequila. Helping parents keep the dream alive. You can certainly lose yourself after having children. Don't panic, you can re-gain some clarity with this Tequila inspired design. tequila,alcohol,humor,family,drinking <p>Tequila</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/n/z/s/nzsrmocanmsemgolggqo/tequila.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:31:27 -0500 http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila-dad I'll give you something to cry about! Give Dad his props on Fathers day, or any day for that matter...Drunk or not, he was just doing the best he could! drunk,alcohol,dad,tequila,humor <p>Tequila Dad</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/c/m/m/cmmaukmyozwweglylaga/tequila-dad.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:06:55 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila-dad http://skreened.com/PubTees/feel-young-again Beer makes you feel young again. Looking at this retro freckle faced boy holding up a frosty mug of cold beer is almost like bathing in the fountain of youth. young,beer,drinking,sex,funny <p>Feel Young Again</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/u/l/k/ulkdkesunuzwwakucqws/feel-young-again.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:52:15 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/feel-young-again http://skreened.com/PubTees/drunker-i-sit-here The drunker I sit here, the longer I get. Not the most settle pick up line I've ever heard, but plum full of enough sexual innuendo to make you the guy with the coolest beer drinking shirt on the block. alcohol,beer,sex,funny,humor <p>Drunker I Sit Here</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/l/b/f/lbfanevsnyowfkwqvyba/drunker-i-sit-here.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:51:36 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/drunker-i-sit-here http://skreened.com/PubTees/martini-girl Dirty, Black or Lemon Drop, the Martini Girl knows what she wants and ain't afraid to ask for it... martini girl,martini,vodka,alcohol,cocktail <p>Martini Girl</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/q/n/i/qnieagaxzavgbifhaeqs/martini-girl.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.dijon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:51:02 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/martini-girl http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-girl A celebration of the rough and tumble tennessee whiskey drinking party girl. This Unique vintage design has a distressed floral border with "Whiskey Girl" text in an old style font. This classy tee would make any Whiskey Girl proud... whiskey girl,whiskey,alcohol,girl,party <p>Whiskey Girl</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/y/u/i/yuigwhnsebsamknmkacq/whiskey-girl.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-pink.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:50:38 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-girl http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-bent-and-hell-bound Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound...A pink'n black screaming chicken for the rough and tumble girls out there... whiskey,hell bound,screaming chicken,party,alcohol <p>Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/h/w/p/hwpyjcaosljygimjasys/whiskey-bent-and-hell-bound.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-pink.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:50:11 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-bent-and-hell-bound http://skreened.com/PubTees/vodka-dreams Vodka, helping parents keep the dream alive. vodka,parents,alcohol,family,humor <p>Vodka Dreams</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/n/a/anaossyiaiqaxueaapmq/vodka-dreams.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:49:19 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/vodka-dreams http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-guns This distressed, vintage whiskey girl design has a western look with two smoking revolvers surrounding the text. Something for rough and tumble chicks out there... whiskey girl,whiskey,gun,alcohol,party <p>Whiskey Guns</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/z/q/q/zqqsaayqdomnqrskkgoi/whiskey-guns.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:48:51 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-guns http://skreened.com/PubTees/pour-me-a-double Pour Me A Double! I'm drinkin' fer two! Since your kickin' the sauce for the nine month haul, might as well have some fun with it! A perfect gift for that baby shower you've got coming up! humor,alcohol,double,pregnancy,funny <p>Pour Me A Double</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/h/y/ohymqgncscaecwregcaa/pour-me-a-double.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:47:25 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/pour-me-a-double http://skreened.com/PubTees/irish-car-bomb It doesn't have to be Saint Patricks day to give a nod to the Irish Car Bomb, the perfect blend dark beer and whiskey to kick off any night out... Irish,car bomb,st patrick's day,drinking,whiskey <p>Irish Car Bomb</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/s/q/asqbqgyiqqqospgseapa/irish-car-bomb.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.grass.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:46:49 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/irish-car-bomb http://skreened.com/PubTees/we-love-you-dad We love you Dad, even when you drink! Is Dad an angry drinker? Show the head of household you've still got mad love for him, with this heart felt t-shirt design. Dad,father,alcohol,humor,fathers day <p>We Love You Dad!</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/s/v/v/svvcattwuqiyxsnzkkmi/we-love-you-dad.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:46:31 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/we-love-you-dad http://skreened.com/PubTees/toast-to-nipples A must have retro beer drinking gentlemen design, where the text reads "Here's to Nipples! Without them, titties would be pointless"...Be the life of the party with this celebratory design..Frankly, I can't think of a better body part to toast. beer,nipples,alcohol,toast,funny <p>Toast To Nipples</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/c/c/gccltggwyuhqcoyicimm/toast-to-nipples.american-apparel-unisex-athletic-tee.athletic-blue.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:35:33 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/toast-to-nipples http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila-girl-buckle Her's to our two favorite things, girls and tequila! Give some props to the hardest of the hard core party girls with this vintage Tequila Girl design... tequila girl,tequila,alcohol,horse,country <p>Tequila Girl (Buckle)</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/k/s/aksiaanibcmiregpgquj/tequila-girl-buckle.american-apparel-juniors-athletic-tee.athletic-blue.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:45:16 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/tequila-girl-buckle http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-girl-buckle A celebration of the rough and tumble tennessee whiskey drinking party girl. This Unique vintage design has a distressed floral border with "Whiskey Girl" text in an old style font. This classy tee would make any Whiskey Girl proud... whiskey girl,whiskey,country,alcohol,drinking <p>Whiskey Girl (Buckle)</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/k/y/c/kycuwcosajeqsaaimiay/whiskey-girl-buckle.american-apparel-juniors-organic-tee.cinder.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:44:38 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/whiskey-girl-buckle http://skreened.com/PubTees/you-re-not-drunk You're not drunk, I really am this good looking. This distinguished retro style man holds up his beer and proclaims his handsomeness while oggled by two women in the background. drunk,alcohol,player,handsome,funny <p>You're Not Drunk</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/e/x/q/exqonwvaasuqonyekgkz/you-re-not-drunk.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.cactus-green.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:41:50 -0400 http://skreened.com/PubTees/you-re-not-drunk