You're Siriusly barking mad.
There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.
Did you know an Unbreakable Vow is unbreakable?
I have not got spattergroit!
Scared, Potter? You wish.
Relax or the devil's snare will kill you faster!
Gernumblies are the source of my talent.
Siriusly, y'all? This is riddikulus!
That awkward moment when you're waiting for your...
Inner Eye issues? Come get cured!
A day in the life of 12 year old Harry Potter.
The sword wouldn't touch your soul!