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The Benevolent Pimp by jmgnole

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Stuff that no one should sell, but someone simply has to. I'm that person.

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The best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar. - Some times the most obvious answer to a situation is the right one. Dollar beer night is great, 'casue the beer is cheap, and so is your date. ...
Some times the most obvious answer to a situation is the right one. Dollar beer night is great, 'casue the beer is cheap, and so is your date. ...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better. - This is for an old friend, someone who loves wine more than sex. Well, maybe not that much since she has had babies. We've all been sidetracked by...
This is for an old friend, someone who loves wine more than sex. Well, maybe not that much since she has had babies. We've all been sidetracked by...
I have a feeling tonight will end in rehab. - Some nights are bound to end up involving either jail or rehab or the drunk tank, or all of the above. The number of bars you hit are usually...
Some nights are bound to end up involving either jail or rehab or the drunk tank, or all of the above. The number of bars you hit are usually...
I'm drinking this country out of the recession. - One beer, one bottle of wine, one shot or shooter or navel shot or cocktail at a time. I'm doing my part to get this country back on track. ...
One beer, one bottle of wine, one shot or shooter or navel shot or cocktail at a time. I'm doing my part to get this country back on track. ...
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