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The Benevolent Pimp by jmgnole

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Stuff that no one should sell, but someone simply has to. I'm that person.

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But, I don't consider them to be one night stands. They're auditions. - Not every hook up is that simple. Sometimes they're auditions or tryouts, so make sure that you're at your best, unless YOU'RE the one...
Not every hook up is that simple. Sometimes they're auditions or tryouts, so make sure that you're at your best, unless YOU'RE the one...
My boyfriend and my dignity are both out of town tonight. - This is for the young lady who has a boyfriend, but he's not THE boyfriend, so she's still looking around. When the dick's away, the kitty cat's in...
This is for the young lady who has a boyfriend, but he's not THE boyfriend, so she's still looking around. When the dick's away, the kitty cat's in...
Lack of Compassion - What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion.
I Fuck Train Wrecks. - Because you asked....
Because you asked....
Dating isn't our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid. - Forget dating and marriage, this generation is all about the booty. Everybody's getting laid, all of the time. It's the way it's always been, or...
Forget dating and marriage, this generation is all about the booty. Everybody's getting laid, all of the time. It's the way it's always been, or...
Thank God random hookups don't end with college. - You can be well out of college and experience the joys of a random hookup. Just don't do it with family.
You can be well out of college and experience the joys of a random hookup. Just don't do it with family.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. Go figure. - Ladies, if you recognize this feeling, you're not alone. Sadly, most hook ups last about that long. Picking up drunk guys is a crap shoot. Just...
Ladies, if you recognize this feeling, you're not alone. Sadly, most hook ups last about that long. Picking up drunk guys is a crap shoot. Just...
 
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