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I'm drinking this country out of the recession.

I'm drinking this country out of the recession. - One beer, one bottle of wine, one shot or shooter or navel shot or cocktail at a time. I'm doing my part to get this country back on track. ...

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One beer, one bottle of wine, one shot or shooter or navel shot or cocktail at a time. I'm doing my part to get this country back on track. BOTTOMS UP!
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