The Benevolent Pimp @ Skreened

The best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:08:15 -0400

Some times the most obvious answer to a situation is the right one. Dollar beer night is great, 'casue the beer is cheap, and so is your date. But, why take a date when you can hook up with an already paid for, and drunk, random? dollar beer, cheap date, random hook up, jmgnole, smartasstees, benevolent pimp, bar, alcohol, sarcasm, texting, college, obvious, frat boy

Lack of Compassion

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:27:43 -0400

Lack of Compassion

I Fuck Train Wrecks.

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:13:12 -0400

I Fuck Train Wrecks.

Wanted: Additions to panty trophy wall.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:19:23 -0400

You hear stories of guys, and gals, having trophy walls, covered with underwear. Underwear that formerly belonged to someone else. Someone else who was only in the room for a brief visit, so to speak, and left behind a trophy. This is for them, or you... panty, panties, jmgnole, benevolent pimp, sex, college, hookup, random, booty call, getting laid, walk of shame, trophy wall

Before I could say "I'm not that kind of girl" ...I was.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:15:23 -0400

Yes, we all know you, or ARE you, and we've all done this before. Well, the ones who are having fun are. Anyway, this is for the fun times and the fun girls who don't mind telling the truth. "I'm not that kind of girl", jmgnole, benevolent pimp, texting, girl, funny, sarcasm, sex, easy, slut, college, bimbo

I just want to be some guy's midlife crisis.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:14:28 -0400

You wouldn't be the first one sweetheart, not by a long shot. Go for it, hell this shirt will help you along by making it even more obvious. midlife crisis, random, guy, jmgnole, smartasstees, benevolent pimp, sex, older, sugar daddy, adult humor, texting, sexting,

Will you be my safety school?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:11:38 -0400

Except that this isn't about school. This is more like a safety date, or rather a safety piece. This works both ways, dudes and chicks both have that fall back hookup for when they can't get anyone else to give it up. This just makes things easier. jmgnole, benevolent pimp, safety school, hookup, fuck buddy, random, sex, texting, late night, booty call

Dating isn't our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:52:30 -0400

Forget dating and marriage, this generation is all about the booty. Everybody's getting laid, all of the time. It's the way it's always been, or was supposed to have been. Get out there, get you some, everybody else is. jmgnole, benevolent pimp, getting laid, dating, marriage, random, hookup, texting, sex, sarcasm, college, generation

When I'm not freaked out about dying alone and unloved, I really enjoy being single.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:46:04 -0400

When I'm not freaked out about dying alone and unloved, I really enjoy being single.

I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:39:05 -0400

I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

I'm on my way to getting... I just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan...dru

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:37:20 -0400

I'm on my way to getting... I just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan...dru

All of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked up with in college.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:36:27 -0400

STOP STEALING MY SHIRTS!!! Seriously, you know who you are and you've filled your closets with our shirts. Buy this for yourself. Get it big, so you can sleep in it. jmgnole, benevolent pimp, pajamas, shacked up, sex, stolen, borrowed, clothes, sarcasm, dating, one night stand, slut, texting