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Thank God random hookups don't end with college.

Thank God random hookups don't end with college.
ITEM 350199-5495-HGR
   
$43.99
Unisex Hoodie   (More Styles...)
American Apparel pullover hoodie is a comfy 100% California fleece sweatshirt. The medium-weight fleece has a super soft interior with a snuggly standard fit. (heather grey contains 10% poly) Sizes: SM-2XL
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Description:  You can be well out of college and experience the joys of a random hookup. Just don't do it with family.

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Unisex Fitted Tees

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Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
XS 30-32 28-30
S 34-36 30-32
M 38-40 32-33
L 42-44 33-34
XL 46-48 36-38
2XL 48-50 40-42
3XL 50-52 44-48

Juniors Fitted Tees

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Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
XS 28-30 23-24
S 30-32 25-26
M 32-34 27-28
L 36-38 30-32
XL 40-42 33-35
2XL 44-46 36-38

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Waist (Inches) Chest (Inches)
2 Years 32-36 21
4 Years 36-40 22
6 Years 40-43 23
8 Years 48-50 26
10 Years 51-54 27
12 Years 55-59 28

Babies

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Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
0-3m 12 10-16
3-6m 14 17-24
6-12m 16 25-28
12-18m 18 29-31
18-24m 20 32-34

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I have a feeling tonight will end in rehab. - Some nights are bound to end up involving either jail or rehab or the drunk tank, or all of the above. The number of bars you hit are usually...
But, I don't consider them to be one night stands. They're auditions. - Not every hook up is that simple. Sometimes they're auditions or tryouts, so make sure that you're at your best, unless YOU'RE the one...
My boyfriend and my dignity are both out of town tonight. - This is for the young lady who has a boyfriend, but he's not THE boyfriend, so she's still looking around. When the dick's away, the kitty cat's in...
The best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar. - Some times the most obvious answer to a situation is the right one. Dollar beer night is great, 'casue the beer is cheap, and so is your date. ...
it's like sucking your thumb only it's not yours, and it's a penis. - This one was simply too funny to not use. Quite inappropriate, and totally wrong, but it made me laugh out loud.
I just want to be some guy's midlife crisis. - You wouldn't be the first one sweetheart, not by a long shot. Go for it, hell this shirt will help you along by making it even more...
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck. - see what happens when you drink too much tequila and steal your girlfriend's Mydol?
Before I could say "I'm not that kind of girl" ...I was. - Yes, we all know you, or ARE you, and we've all done this before. Well, the ones who are having fun are. Anyway, this is for the fun times and the...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better. - This is for an old friend, someone who loves wine more than sex. Well, maybe not that much since she has had babies. We've all been sidetracked by...
Lack of Compassion - What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion.
I Fuck Train Wrecks. - Because you asked....
Wanted: Additions to panty trophy wall. - You hear stories of guys, and gals, having trophy walls, covered with underwear. Underwear that formerly belonged to someone else. Someone else...
Will you be my safety school? - Except that this isn't about school. This is more like a safety date, or rather a safety piece. This works both ways, dudes and chicks both have...
Dating isn't our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid. - Forget dating and marriage, this generation is all about the booty. Everybody's getting laid, all of the time. It's the way it's always been, or...
When I'm not freaked out about dying alone and unloved, I really enjoy being single. - Being single is great. Sex, drinking, partying, fun, sleeping in, no in-laws....one arm is bigger than the other, it's all good. Well, most of...
I'm on my way to getting... I just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan...dru - I think we all know what this is about. Right out of school with nothing but a vague idea of what we're gonna do next.
All of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked up with in college. - STOP STEALING MY SHIRTS!!! Seriously, you know who you are and you've filled your closets with our shirts. Buy this for yourself. Get it big, so...
Thank God random hookups don't end with college. - You can be well out of college and experience the joys of a random hookup. Just don't do it with family.
I'm drinking this country out of the recession. - One beer, one bottle of wine, one shot or shooter or navel shot or cocktail at a time. I'm doing my part to get this country back on track. ...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. Go figure. - Ladies, if you recognize this feeling, you're not alone. Sadly, most hook ups last about that long. Picking up drunk guys is a crap shoot. Just...
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