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The Benevolent Pimp by jmgnole

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The best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.

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About this shirt: You'll love the pure style of this vintage fit 50/50 blend baseball tee. The 3/4 length sleeves keep you ready for action. The contrasting colored fabric is very lightweight and breathable. Size Chart & Details.

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Some times the most obvious answer to a situation is the right one. Dollar beer night is great, 'casue the beer is cheap, and so is your date. But, why take a date when you can hook up with an already paid for, and drunk, random?

dollar beer, cheap date, random hook up, jmgnole, smartasstees

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