This tote bag lets everyone know what your day is all about: you're the grand marshal for the Just Got Laid Parade. Ain't no shame in your game.
Perfect for the stride of pride necessities like gum, flats, and aspirin...you know the drill. Buy it for yourself, buy it for someone on their way to the Parade hall of fame, buy it for a virgin, who fucking cares. It's fucking hilarious.