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Batty Choon became famous for his ability to hiccup faster than any species of fruit fly. After 9/11 he joined the boy scouts, and became president...
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When Crab escaped from the oppressive Dingleberry regime in '94, he swore revenge on those who kept him captive for so many years. Unfortunately he...
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After a series of unsuccessful marriages, Cheetugh found herself unemployed, and frequently dating lottery winners. Her last relationship ended...
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Mr. Skrimp,
I still feel bad about cutting you from the Choon team. Don't take it personally, in fact, if there's any consolation to it, you...
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Goblin Shark obtained his bachelors degree in Socks from Funyun University. His resume claims he is fluent in both French and Metallica, although...
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Pony had an unfortunate upbringing. His father was a snorkel and his mother had a terrible addiction to mouthwash. His one and only sibling,...
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