Art. It's overrated. Dancing, however, is the one act of self-expression that requires no talent. Yeah, that's right, even if you get your jig on worse than Elaine Benes, it doesn't matter. Maybe you're as tone deaf as a llama, or as musically talented as a dugong with a tuba stuck in its rectum. It doesn't matter. Dancing, funnily enough, like art, is subjective. So the next time someone suggests a visit to the gallery, make a case for learning to waltz instead.