Highway 15. You don't get off the road for any reason. If some guy with bad teeth at a derelict gas station tells you to take a short cut off the highway that will reduce your travelling time by two hours, you don't pay him no mind. It may appear to be an attractive option, but chances are he has already sabotaged your car. You'll break down somewhere along this "short cut" and fall victim to backwoods characters with more bad teeth, who leer at you from beneath sweat-stained trucker caps as they sharpen their machetes on the hood of your car.