Culture Shock @ Skreened

SAX APPEAL (Light) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 02:43:08 -0400

Yo, sax man, blow into your reed. Play me a tune, something that reaches deep into the gut enticing the loins. Give me some soul. Play me some deep, dirty dirge of sexual revolution. Or just give me some order of melancholy, for that sax appeal oozing from your pores is like a velvet glove for my appetite. saxophone,music,musicians,culture,funny

THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White Print)

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:21:06 -0400

THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White Print)

THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White/Red Print) T-Shirt

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:20:26 -0400

THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White/Red Print) T-Shirt

CAN YOU HANDLE MY BAGGAGE? (Light) T-Shirt

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 05:50:52 -0400

CAN YOU HANDLE MY BAGGAGE? (Light) T-Shirt

iGRIEVE (Dark: White/Blue Print) T-Shirt

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:16:29 -0400

iGRIEVE (Dark: White/Blue Print) T-Shirt

iGRIEVE (Dark: White Print) T-Shirt

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:15:27 -0400

iGRIEVE (Dark: White Print) T-Shirt

iGRIEVE (Light) T-Shirts

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:14:20 -0400

iGRIEVE (Light) T-Shirts

I'M THE LATEST APP (Dark) T-Shirt

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:46:57 -0400

That's right! I'm the latest app! You want limitless fun? You want excitement? You want extraordinary feats of normality? Then look no further. I'll give you all of that and then some. So what the hell are you waiting for? Get the latest app - the newest phenomenon known as ME! apps,geek,technology,funny,weird

I'M THE LATEST APP (Light) T-Shirt

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:27:45 -0400

SALMONELLA'S QUALITY MEATS (Dark) T-Shirt

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:51:19 -0400

Emilio and Bruno Salmonella opened their meat packing plant on Chicago's south side in 1882. Following an outbreak of food poisoning in the early 20th century, the public's attention was directed at the unfortunately named brothers and their meats as being the source of the infection. Nearing bankruptcy, the brothers considered changing their family name, until the "Great Meat Shortage" of 1919 saw them once again return as Chicago's finest supplier of quality meats. food,chicago,retro,funny,meat

DEE TEE'S (Dark) T-Shirt

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:36:45 -0400

Opening in 1953, Dee Tee's Liquor Store in Poughkeepsie first came under the scrutiny of authorities in 1955, when it had been supplying illegal absinthe to high-paying clientele. Dee Tee's liquor licence was also lost for numerous offences by its rotating management over the years, including for the sale of alcohol to minors, for the sale of outlawed "cowhide beer" and for distributing lysergic acid in bottles of scotch whiskey. beer,wine,alcohol,funny,quotes

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Light: Brown Print) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:21:26 -0400

Everything tastes like chicken. Even chicken tastes like chicken. In the prehistoric world, Tyrannosaur tasted like chicken, as did Stegosaur. However, Pterodactyl tasted like salmon and Brontosaur a combination of mutton and peanut butter. Later, cave men discovered that sabre-toothed tiger tasted like sabre-toothed tiger and woolly mammoth tasted like crap. chicken,food,dinosaurs,funny,geek

LICENSE TO CHILL (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:20:43 -0400

Everyone is given a license to chill at birth. You don't have to pump yourself up on adrenaline and attack life like a crazed bull with a tree stump up its arse! That's your decision. If you want to sit back and just take it all in, then so be it. If you wanna stroll through life free of worry, then we applaud you. Chill, dude. It's your right. geek,funny,movies,1980s,quotes

FREAK (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:20:05 -0400

We're all a bit of a freak in our own way. Maybe you've got a pinky toe that's larger than your big toe. Or maybe one ear that looks akin to a piece of broccoli. Or perhaps you're a freak because you can do something that only five other people on the planet can do. Something like being able to inhale yoghurt through your nose and make it come out of your belly button. Now that's freakish! freak,geek,funny,words,weird

FUCK THE FUTURE (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:19:39 -0400

FUCK THE FUTURE (Dark) T-Shirt

REJECT (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:19:02 -0400

You've been rejected by the opposite sex more often than your bowels have rejected curry. That doesn't mean you're a loser, it just means that you're different (and have a weak stomach). And "different" is not some urban dictionary term for "freak" or something, it simply refers to the fact that you are interesting. A reject from society, if you will. Walkin' your own path. Beating your own drum. And keeping clear of spicy foods. reject,geek,funny,quotes,typography

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Light: Black Print) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:14:04 -0400

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:12:27 -0400

VENDETTA'S GUN SHOP (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:11:53 -0400

1873. Samuel Gunderson strode into Mac Wilson's Gun Store in El Paso, Texas and shot the outlaw Bram "The Viper" Doherty three times in the back. Doherty had, three months previous, slain Gunderson's brother in cold blood after a hand of poker went sour. Seeking vengeance, Gunderson tracked the outlaw across three states before the showdown at Wilson's. Many years later, with the remnants of Doherty's blood still visible as a dark stain on the floorboards, Mac Wilson's grandson Howard changed the name of his family store to support the legend - and it forever became Vendetta's Gun Shop. guns,weapons,crime,funny,weird

I'D TAP THAT (Dark) T-Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:00:46 -0400

Guys see a nice arse. They say they'd like to "tap that". Guys see an eightball close to the left side pocket. They think, "Hmm, better just tap that". But it doesn't mean they wish to perform sexually explicit acts with the ball on the green, lush felt covering the table. Or maybe they do? Or maybe they're confused? Or maybe it's just an expression? Or maybe there are things in this world we just don't understand? funny,snooker,sport,sex,sayings