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    Protect the Groom from Flying Dildos


    Flying dildos are the leading cause of black eyes in soon-to-be-wed grooms. Be a best man.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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