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    Elton Say Stab


    Frankie Say Relax? Pfff...that's because Frankie was gay. Nothing wrong with that, but, the guy had no balls. Elton say different! Elton say stab! Buy one. Scare the neighborhood kids. Why not?

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


    About The Artist

    I am a humor blogger with an affinity for anti-authoritative blathering that people find hysterical. I also design t-shirts. Not just any t-shirts, mind you. Shirts that aren\'t for the faint of heart, but, for those with courage, profound originality and a fucked up sense of humor only a rare few have. Is that you? Are you that special? Buy and leave the others to wonder.

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