So... when I was little, one of the things my mother said to me most often was, "I am not the font of all wisdom.... look it up." I'm a questioner, and I'm not afraid to ask stupid questions. Usually, I learn something, even by asking the obvious. Unfortunately, sometimes there's a reason why other people aren't asking the question, and I end up, well... with my foot in my mouth. So maybe this shirt can warn people ahead of time if, like me, you're terminally curious and your middle name ain't "grace."