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    If It Looks Tasty, I Can't Eat It!


    Whatever special diet you may be on, it always seems that if the food looks tasty, you can't eat it. Right? But, if you listen to your doctor, and stick to your diet, you'll lead a long happy life. So, do it!

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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