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	<title>Blonde Bomb Shelter Geek Wear @ Skreened</title>
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	<description>Blonde Bomb Shelter Geek Wear is stocked full of tees to wear while your getting your nerd on! We try achieve one thing, and that&#39;s to make you stand out, like the dork that you are, with a shirt nobody else has. Often we use sarcastic humor, attitude, love or something slightly on the creepy side to accomplish just that. We think you&#39;ll find something to make you smile, and become that much nerdier!</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:30:06 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>CAPS LOCK</title>
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				Cuz I shouldn&#39;t have to say it twice! A little fun with the caps lock key. We all know someone who likes to type in all caps...it&#39;s just bad juju. 				caps lock,geek,computer,internet,funny				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:07:17 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Television</title>
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				The boob tube, the idiot box, whatever pet name you might affectionately refer to your television, It seems that it&#39;s has fallen to a distant 2nd when it comes to mindless entertainment, but it&#39;s still cool whenever your internet connection is hosed!				tv,internet,funny,show,humor				</description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:45:28 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Never Tear Us Apart</title>
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				Would you accept this rose? It was inevitable they would meet, the phone and the computer, and the world will never be the same. This design features the old phone handing a rose to an old computer, with the caption &#34;Never Tear Us Apart&#34;... 				internet,humor,computer,geek,funny				</description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:44:24 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Internet Down!</title>
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				The internet&#39;s down! Oh my! Is there a button that can shut off the internet?? Hmmm...How do YOU feel when you suddenly lose your internet connection? Lost? Disconnected? Panicked? Like your missing out on something very important?...Yah, me too.				internet,funny,web,computer,geek				</description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:42:14 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Piece of Pi</title>
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				The irrational number symbol pi is waving his arms in frustration, exerting bullets of sweat and yelling &#34;You want a piece of this?&#34;...Who doesn&#39;t want a piece of pi? Math geeks and mathletes everywhere will love this party loving t-shirt!				pi,geek,math,physics,funny				</description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:38:13 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Nerdy Test Coder</title>
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				I don&#39;t always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to do it in production. This decorative design features a nerdy programmer with a frightened bunch of production users in the background. It certainly would make a special gift for the computer programmer, or application developer in your life! 				programming,computer,humor,nerd,code				</description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 07:30:09 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>The Force is Weak With This One</title>
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				The force is weak with this one. The force of gravity between two masses, that is! Get your nerd on with this physics based cool tee!				force,gravity,science,geek,physics				</description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:47:45 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>I dont&#39; always test my code</title>
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				The most interesting programmer in the world. I don&#39;t always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to do it in production. 				code,programmer,geek,computer,humor				</description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:02:29 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>isad</title>
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				isad. A tribute to Steve Jobs. 				steve jobs,apple,tribute,isad,computer				</description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:02:35 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Allow Cookies?</title>
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				To allow cookies or not to allow cookies, that is the question...Do we really have a choice anymore? Internet privacy advocates around the world suffer through this browser dilemma...This humorous design features an angry chocolate chip cookie with a bite taken out of him, with the quote &#34;Don&#39;t block me bro!&#34; in a talk bubble above...Makes an awesome t-shirt for that techie geek in your life!				cookie,internet,geek,funny,web				</description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:43:09 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Dork</title>
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				Let&#39;s face it, you&#39;re a dork. Don&#39;t worry, it&#39;s cool to be a dork these days. Dweebs, on the other hand, are still not cool. Math dork, computer dork or just 2 left feet dork, this is for you. 				dork,geek,nerd,funny,humor				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:39:31 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>I Am Your Father</title>
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				I am your father. An electronic parody featuring a father (memory stick) forced to confess his geneology to his more powerful son, the flash.				flash,memory,computer,geek,funny				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:36:53 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Infinity</title>
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				&#34;Are we there yet?&#34; asks baby infinity!...Some slightly geeky humor for the math majors out there who need a new shirt to wear around the tutor lab. 				infinity,math,funny,geek,humor				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:34:20 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Programmer</title>
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				Whether it&#39;s Java, PHP, or old school COBOL, the computer programmer is a breed all it&#39;s own. This vintage coder design makes a great gift for the techie in your life, or any geek who needs a nerdy shirt... 				geek,computer,programmer,funny,coder				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:32:17 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Cuberty</title>
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				Feel like you&#39;re in a dead end job? The three walls of your cube closing in on you? Perhaps your career isn&#39;t stuck after all, it may just be going through cuberty. Spread a little bit of office humor with this design, available on tees, mugs and mouse pads!				office,humor,cubical,workplace,funny				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:29:24 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Phishing Lotto</title>
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				Gone Phishin&#39;...A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other. Whether it be phishing scams, IP spoofs, trojans, viruses, worms or whatever, surfing the internet can be dangerous work these days!				phishing,internet,humor,funny,geek				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:25:51 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Phishing</title>
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				A jerk at one end of the line, waiting for a jerk at the other! Beware of the phishing scams! The constant undertow of email spam is enough to frustrate anyone! Between Canadian Meds and Lotto winnings, if you&#39;re not careful, the internet could bilk you out of your life savings!				phishing,internet,humor,funny,geek				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:18:22 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Help Desk</title>
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				Help desk. Kidding. Beat it you moron. You don&#39;t have to be a computer geek to identify with this awesome tee...but it helps. Let&#39;s face it, offensive technical support humor rocks. We&#39;ve all been chastised by a rude, obnoxious, arrogant help desk technician at one time or another. On the other hand, customers can be as brainless as a walnut sometimes [shrug].				help desk,helpdesk,computer,funny,geek				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:14:57 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>I Want Your BAUD</title>
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				I want your BAUD! Ring First! Okay, so you might have to be a wee bit geeky (and old?) to appreciate this one. It was inevitable they would meet, however, the telephone and the computer, and thus the seed to electronic romance was planted.				computer,internet,origin,funny,geek				</description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:12:51 -0400</pubDate>
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