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you've heard it all before... everyone loves a blonde, a brunette, an irish girl, a hispanic girl... guess what? we all love hot girls. Hell, some...
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I wish I may I might get a little lucky tonight.
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We all know that moment... you reach out your hand and they come in for the big one. Hugs are the new handshake, and a sexual gesture is the new...
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While other things are often replaced by newer fancier things... awesome is always going to be awesome.
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It must be artsy and abstract because I don't get it.
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I like to wear this to the buffet, so if I get food on my shirt it just blends in.
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Being gangsta has become so mainstream that even 8 year old kids can do it. That's so gangsta!
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I was on the team, just look in your yearbook on the end of the back row behind the mascot.
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I love nouns, but I have never been a fan of verbs and who likes adjectives. No one that's who.
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Apparently the key to any man's heart is through his stomach. Yup, there it right between chicken and ice cream. Yum.
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Domo? Domo? Two robots getting their Argigato on, is pretty erotic. As long as one vacuums my floor when it's all over.
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what? I'm sorry but my awesome was way too loud to hear your lack of awesomeness.
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