]> http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine Random Doodles Since '74. en-us Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:28 -0400 http://backend.userland.com/rss Skreened.com RSS Machine 1440 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine 75 75 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/sushi Why not tell the world how much you really dig sushi? A simple sketch of nature's version of the Cheeto... minus the orange fingers. Handmade by Machine Sushi, food, fun, foodie, hipster <p>Sushi!</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/f/g/ofgibpswqswaseqgiygv/sushi.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:48:22 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/sushi http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/library-punk Hold out as long as you can. The paper has already been made! Preserve our past with this message from bibliophiles everywhere. White Font Books, humor, literature, read, motivational <p>Library Punk</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/q/a/gqaoaqszyenibzxweqrx/library-punk.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:25:40 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/library-punk http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/daredevil Hold out as long as you can. The paper has already been made! Preserve our past with this message from bibliophiles everywhere. Read, Books, Humor, motivation, literature <p>Daredevil</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/p/u/o/puoeweimccwjenmeniod/daredevil.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:25:54 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/daredevil http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/deep-thinker Who knows what the mighty Wood Ape ponders? Tell your own story with this cryptid tryptic. White on Black Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Nature, Outdoors, Yeti <p>Deep Thinker</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/y/u/w/yuwkwpnemkwgmulwkeca/deep-thinker.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:53:28 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/deep-thinker http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/recycled-deep-thoughts Who knows what the mighty Wood Ape ponders? Tell your own story with this cryptid tryptic. Black on Recycled Tee. Switch to White when you order if you prefer Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Nature, Outdoors, Yeti <p>Recycled Deep Thoughts</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/q/g/x/qgxkzswwgeggwuwqnfia/recycled-deep-thoughts.anvil-unisex-fitted-recycled-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:04:11 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/recycled-deep-thoughts http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/love-where-you-live In 1947, a group of anthropologists from the Smithsonian Institution discovered this pigment painting on a cave wall somewhere in the Eastern Sierras. For various nefarious reasons, the find was covered up and for many years all involved parties kept their silence. In early October 1974, a document was leaked by someone in the institution, blowing the lid off what has now become known as "The Glaser Conundrum". Besides the Patterson/Gimlin Film, the Skookum Cast and the Mike Greene Footage, it is the single most important evidence in the field of bigfoot research. Handmade By Machine Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Hairy Man, Omah, Yeti, Almasty, Forest, Nature, Milton Glaser, Parody, I Love NY <p>Love Where You Live</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/a/q/oaqqaqkkgeyyqbkknbai/love-where-you-live.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:02:44 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/love-where-you-live http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/jamming-big-time It's lonely at the top of the food chain. Sometimes a squatch just has to let loose and jam like Charlie Rich or wild out like Thelonious. Show your support for our hairy friends with Handmade By Machine's first release. Like our friend Cliff Barackman says, "Respect the Squatch". Handmade by Machine Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Hairy Man, Omah, Yeti, Almasty, Forest, Nature, music, keyboard, line art, cute, animal band, native american, first nations people <p>Jamming Big Time</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/d/p/j/dpjuosgvgcmkxgmwuwra/jamming-big-time.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.dijon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:00:37 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/jamming-big-time http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/hunt-for-red-october As elusive as the legendary Bigfoot, the Philadelphia Phillies' hunt for the wildcard spot is in full swing. Support the Phightin's as they teeter on the fine line between glory and extinction. Phillies, Bigfoot, Funny, Philly, Baseball <p>Hunt for Red October</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/y/m/b/ymbiqambtoilvviymwak/hunt-for-red-october.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.red.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:35:45 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/hunt-for-red-october http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/prairie-creek-redwoods Drop me in the middle of a primordial forest and I'm good to go. What was that? A hungry T Rex coming through? No problem! I blend right in. Suckers get ate, winners who buy Handmade By Machine look great! Peace, Forest, Nature, plants, ferns, redwoods, line art, hiking, camping, botony, outdoors <p>Prairie Creek Redwoods</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/v/b/avbgkwxummycmqgujcwj/prairie-creek-redwoods.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.grass.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:04:50 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/prairie-creek-redwoods http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/cone-zone Puh puh puh pinecones! Printed on a recycled tee. Handmade By Machine Nature, forests, hiking, conservation, green <p>Cone Zone</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/q/y/k/qykugddocsmujckuhoqj/cone-zone.anvil-unisex-fitted-recycled-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:04:16 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/cone-zone http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/long-gone-lonesome-blues What more needs be said about the man who changed the face of music with every forlorn note he played? Hear that lonesome whippoorwill? ... I do. Handmade By Machine Hank Williams, Country, Blues, Legend, American Music <p>Long Gone Lonesome Blues</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/k/c/e/kcekeeogexnssokquuci/long-gone-lonesome-blues.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.slate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:03:40 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/long-gone-lonesome-blues http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/looks-like-someone-has-a-case-of-the-mondays I don't know. Not to sound cliche, but Mondays kind of suck. It just never gets any easier. That's why I have my Monday shirt. It just helps remind me, soon it will be Tuesday. Handmade by Machine Depression, Humor, Art, Emo, Monday <p>Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/i/c/w/icwutjabucogegaumrhn/looks-like-someone-has-a-case-of-the-mondays.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.silver.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:04:35 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/looks-like-someone-has-a-case-of-the-mondays http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/sushi-landscape It was a typical Friday. It was Handmade By Machine. Everybody go to Aki Sushi on 7th and Redondo in Long Beach... the real one, not the big one with Aki's name. Sushi, Friday, <p>Sushi Landscape</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/u/a/g/uagaiwemiupnfsqufodv/sushi-landscape.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:08:04 -0500 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/sushi-landscape http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/i-like-to-get-radical Show Cru your support. If he sells 50 shirts he can enter the race! Screw those Mongoose guys, Rad Racing Rules! Handmade By Machine Rad, BMX, hipster, retro, 80's <p>I Like To Get Radical</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/z/k/r/zkraqyukelukeasauimw/i-like-to-get-radical.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.gold.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:02:24 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/i-like-to-get-radical http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/punishmittens Son: "But Daddy, I don't want to wear my Punishmittens." Father: "Well junior, you should have thought about that before you swiped Mrs. O'Connors's fresh baked Apple Pie off of her windowsill." Inspired by a tranquil retreat in Joshua Tree on 1/1/11. Handmade by Machine Animals, Artistic, Funny, Geek, Hobbies <p>Punishmittens</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/s/i/g/sigfmianggyuwtgohaao/punishmittens.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:01:17 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/punishmittens http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/little-weapon Remember that war for oil that we're stuck in? No not that one... the other one. Yeah, we're still there. I'm sure there are quite a few soldiers who would rather be skateboarding instead. For that matter, there are more than a few Iraqis and Afghanis who would rather be working on their kickflips and grinds as opposed to dodging the bombs that are destroying their villages, schools and homes. I'm not saying I have all the answers. I'm just sayin'... Handmade By Machine Skateboarding, Middle East War, Politics, Satire, Iraq <p>Little Weapon</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/u/w/g/uwgpbsofhmdeogiccnbg/little-weapon.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.cactus-green.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:05:09 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/little-weapon http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-ferns-and-foots Another collaboration between H.B.M. & Humanity. Have you noticed that all the smart creatures head in the opposite direction of humanity? I'm just sayin'... Printed on an Anvil Unisex fitted Recycled Tee. Save the Ferns! Handmade By Machine Hobbies, Sports, Outdoors, Nature, Humor, Bigfoot, Illustration, Snowboarding, Humanity <p>Humanity Snowboards: Ferns and Foots</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/m/a/a/maaupkngnuakmuceauoi/humanity-snowboards-ferns-and-foots.anvil-unisex-fitted-recycled-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:59:41 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-ferns-and-foots http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-six-pack-hoodie Same as the T Shirt except significantly warmer with a hood and strings. Now with "Sweatnology" Handmade By Machine Animals, Artistic, Funny, Geek, Hobbies <p>Humanity Snowboards: Six Pack Hoodie</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/u/o/y/uoykialwkwaowuwmgcxm/humanity-snowboards-six-pack-hoodie.american-apparel-unisex-zip-hoodie.heather-grey.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:00:09 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-six-pack-hoodie http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-six-pack I grew up in New Jersey. It is a windswept, lonely and beautiful place. It perfectly compliments all of the elements of the human condition. My father, who lived his entire life on New Jersey's Atlantic Coast was a photographer and his favorite subject was the Great Snowy Egret also known as the White Heron. This is my tribute to my father, the human condition, loneliness and New Jersey. This is from my Humanity Snowboards graphic series. Thanks for letting me use this Daniel. Handmade By Machine Animals, Artistic, Funny, Geek, Hobbies <p>Humanity Snowboards: Six Pack</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/m/e/y/meyaiathwdomowuaiosn/humanity-snowboards-six-pack.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:58:26 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-six-pack http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-beesley-s-point This is the final in the Humanity Snowboards New Jersey Trilogy. It really isn't trying to say too much, just... listen to that breeze. Salt, sand and sky. Handmade By Machine Animals, Artistic, Funny, Geek, Hobbies <p>Humanity Snowboards: Beesley's Point</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/n/v/gnvvajfliwnimvdcuagf/humanity-snowboards-beesley-s-point.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:59:12 -0400 http://skreened.com/handmadebymachine/humanity-snowboards-beesley-s-point