]> http://skreened.com/identitee Identitees en-us Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:44:17 -0400 http://backend.userland.com/rss Skreened.com RSS Machine 1440 http://skreened.com/identitee 75 75 http://skreened.com/identitee/triple-nerd-score Deluxe Scrabble word nerd. word, nerd, game, score, scrabble <p>Triple Nerd Score</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/o/o/oookaodcsgcjagyseage/triple-nerd-score.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.natural.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:38:45 -0400 http://skreened.com/identitee/triple-nerd-score http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690066 Camp Half-Blood is a Greek demigod training facility located on the Long Island Sound, directed by Dionysus and Chiron. percy, jackson, camp, half, blood <p>Camp Half-Blood</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/k/k/q/kkqweinauzigagrwgcgd/camp-half-blood.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:57 -0400 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690066 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690060 Camp Half-Blood is a Greek demigod training facility located on the Long Island Sound, directed by Dionysus and Chiron. percy, jackson, camp, half, blood <p>Camp Half-Blood</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/l/o/j/lojveunogoacoacccowu/camp-half-blood.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.gold.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 20 May 2013 09:59:37 -0400 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690060 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690054 Camp Half-Blood is a Greek demigod training facility located on the Long Island Sound, directed by Dionysus and Chiron. percy, jackson, camp, half, pegasus <p>Camp Half-Blood</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/t/p/gtpgkeytyyxsgoewqeqa/camp-half-blood.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.gold.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 20 May 2013 09:57:35 -0400 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood-2690054 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood Camp Half-Blood is a Greek demigod training facility located on the Long Island Sound, directed by Dionysus and Chiron. percy, jackson, camp, half, blood <p>Camp Half-Blood</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/m/r/q/mrqcayxopcyaekiagycx/camp-half-blood.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 20 May 2013 09:55:12 -0400 http://skreened.com/identitee/camp-half-blood http://skreened.com/identitee/the-glass-is-too-big The engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. engineer, glass, half, full, empty <p>The glass is too big</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/s/y/u/syuxhmgkhwaicqkukile/the-glass-is-too-big.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 16 Feb 2013 05:58:07 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/the-glass-is-too-big http://skreened.com/identitee/vegetarian-definition veg·e·tar·i·an – Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot that could not hunt, fish, ride or fight. vegetarian, veggie, vegetarianism, definition, text <p>Vegetarian definition</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/s/r/asrwfkoicuxaofqhkwqi/vegetarian-definition.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:30:01 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/vegetarian-definition http://skreened.com/identitee/top-whatever As long as it involves some kind of fame, it's good, right? top, whatever, logo, model, irony <p>Top Whatever</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/c/g/y/cgyngwiwmhoasgmeckmc/top-whatever.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sun, 06 Jan 2013 12:44:06 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/top-whatever http://skreened.com/identitee/papa-bear Originally, a patriarch was a man who exercised autocratic authority as a pater familias over an extended family. papa, bear, patriarch, father, dad <p>Papa Bear</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/f/z/d/fzdkigwmowiwycuikdio/papa-bear.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:04:25 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/papa-bear http://skreened.com/identitee/winter-is-coming Winter in Westeros? Yell “Winter is coming!” and run for your life. winter, winterfell, game of thrones, westeros <p>Winter is Coming</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/i/i/m/iimsbbotatitnvrfxoak/winter-is-coming.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 05 Jan 2013 11:07:33 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/winter-is-coming http://skreened.com/identitee/easy-lay Easy Lay Carpeting Co. (estd. 1969) logo - Satisfaction Guaranteed. funny, easy, lay, frivolous, sexual <p>Easy Lay</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/i/o/a/ioarewstaaouwswafnrs/easy-lay.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 05 Jan 2013 08:14:11 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/easy-lay http://skreened.com/identitee/t-rex-hates-push-ups One of the largest land carnivores of all time, the tyrannosaurus rex, struggling with push-ups. funny, t-rex, dinosaur, tyrannosaurus rex, push-ups <p>T-Rex Hates Push-Ups</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/e/a/z/eazeaqamaawsqbcasuvo/t-rex-hates-push-ups.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 05 Jan 2013 07:06:34 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/t-rex-hates-push-ups http://skreened.com/identitee/schrodinger-s-cat-wanted-dead-alive Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. Shcrodinger, cat, dead, alive, science <p>Schrodinger's Cat Wanted Dead & Alive</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/s/z/i/sziaukmtkiayxnevhkkk/schrodinger-s-cat-wanted-dead-alive.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.heather-grey.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:46:26 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/schrodinger-s-cat-wanted-dead-alive http://skreened.com/identitee/caffeine-molecule In humans, caffeine acts as a central nervous system stimulant, temporarily warding off drowsiness and restoring alertness. It is the world's most widely consumed psychoactive drug, but, unlike many other psychoactive substances, it is both legal and unregulated in nearly all parts of the world. caffeine, molecule, coffee, chemistry, geek <p>Caffeine Molecule</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/g/e/ogeaonoazevbazwwxnud/caffeine-molecule.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.brown.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:45:45 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/caffeine-molecule http://skreened.com/identitee/regional-spelling-champoin-1878491 A T-shirt worthy a champoin. Oh, it’s misspelled, is it? spelling, champion, bee, irony, ironic <p>Regional Spelling Champoin</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/w/m/gwmkeinqzafrssuwcmog/regional-spelling-champoin.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 02 Jan 2013 08:26:28 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/regional-spelling-champoin-1878491 http://skreened.com/identitee/regional-spelling-champoin A T-shirt worthy a champoin. Oh, it’s misspelled, is it? spelling, champion, bee, irony, ironic <p>Regional Spelling Champoin</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/w/y/g/wyggbuhayiocheiktoty/regional-spelling-champoin.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.slate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 02 Jan 2013 08:24:55 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/regional-spelling-champoin http://skreened.com/identitee/the-bear-deer-beer One of the wonders of nature - Bear plus Deer naturally equals the party animal Beer. bear, deer, funny, beer, antlers <p>The Bear Deer Beer</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/b/a/i/baiamcyvrejdwfxzgnsw/the-bear-deer-beer.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.brown.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 31 Dec 2012 08:56:09 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/the-bear-deer-beer http://skreened.com/identitee/circle-of-trust There is me, there is us, and then there is you. circle, trust, funny, classic, movie <p>Circle of Trust</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/l/c/a/lcamaqgmeekicanqiqsc/circle-of-trust.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sun, 30 Dec 2012 16:10:48 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/circle-of-trust http://skreened.com/identitee/pardon-my-french-1870086 "Pardon my French" or "Excuse my French" is a common English language phrase ostensibly disguising profanity as French. The phrase is uttered in an attempt to excuse the user of profanity or curses in the presence of those offended by it under the pretense of the words being part of a foreign language. pardon my french, funny, swearing, profanity <p>Pardon My French</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/p/a/u/pauouecyoaokaymvzsas/pardon-my-french.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.black.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sun, 30 Dec 2012 16:06:51 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/pardon-my-french-1870086 http://skreened.com/identitee/pardon-my-french "Pardon my French" or "Excuse my French" is a common English language phrase ostensibly disguising profanity as French. The phrase is uttered in an attempt to excuse the user of profanity or curses in the presence of those offended by it under the pretense of the words being part of a foreign language. pardon my french, funny, swearing <p>Pardon My French</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/y/g/w/ygwciytmackdfysgamyn/pardon-my-french.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.slate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sun, 30 Dec 2012 16:05:12 -0500 http://skreened.com/identitee/pardon-my-french