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Jesus Spoke English! (Satirical T-Shirt)

Jesus Spoke English! (Satirical T-Shirt)
ITEM 17164-2001-WHI
   
$21.99
Unisex Fitted Tee   (More Styles...)
American Apparel 100% cotton t-shirt with a fitted / vintage fit. The medium-lightweight jersey fabric is made of ultra-soft combed cotton. Sizes: SM-3XL
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Description:  What's with all these anti-American funny looking people coming into our land and speaking strange languages? Who do they think they are? English is the native language of the American: that's why they call it English, the language originated in New ENGLAND! And as everybody knows, Jesus Spoke English! I mean, come on, read the Bible! God doesn't say "Bienvenidos" to Adam and Eve! He says "Howdy!" Go Jesus! Go USA! Go Patriots! Beat State!

Search:  jesus, jesus christ, english, speak english, usa

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L 42-44 33-34
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XL 40-42 33-35
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6 Years 40-43 23
8 Years 48-50 26
10 Years 51-54 27
12 Years 55-59 28

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