"HALF of America pays NO taxes. Zero. So they're happy for tax rates to be raised on the other half that DOES pay taxes." -- That's what Rick Warren, conservative preacher at the ultra-wealthy Saddleback Church, declared in July of 2011. Why, those words are just what Jesus might have spoken, aren't they? Just like the Sermon on the Mount. Turned inside out and upside down, yes, but otherwise just like Jesus. This T-Shirt criticizing Rick Warren is made sweatshop-free in the USA. A dollar from each sale goes toward domestic political causes and another dollar toward charity in poor nations.