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A totally rad Narwhal.
Dude, did you know that its horn is actually an overgrown tooth?
Tubular!
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What? Elephants aren't purple?!
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Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.
(I didn't think...
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What an unfortunate name for an animal.
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Q. Why did the whale migrate?
A. He did it on porpoise!
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The blue whale is the largest animal in the world - probably the largest that ever lived.
And this one is yellow.
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Did you know? Like other sea turtles, the green turtle cannot pull its head into its shell.
Protection status: Endangered
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Q: How do you know when a rhino is about to charge?
A: He takes out his credit card
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Wait, are those horns?
Hmm...
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Women against Palin
Because
Palin's against Women.
A lovely conversation starter.
Any questions?
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Have we gotten a straight answer on this one yet?
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