Hermione: When in doubt, go to the library
Hagrid: What's Comin' Will Come and We'll Meet it...
Harry: Tell Him Your Nickname is Roonil Wazlib
Molly Weasley: Not My Daughter, You Bitch
Tonks: Wotcher, Harry
Hermione: Try Not To Get Killed, Or Worse,...
Ron: Next Time There's A Ball, Ask Her Before...
Ron: Do Not Let The Quaffle In
Neville: I'll Join You When Hell Freezes Over
Luna: Oh Look, A Blibbering Humdinger
Fred & George: Give Her Hell From Us, Peeves
Harry: Oi! There's A War Going On Here!
McGonagall: Have A Biscuit, Potter
Ron: Why Couldn't it be Follow the Butterflies?!
Harry: Be The Chosen One
Hermione: Oppugno His Ass
Hermione: Marry Ron
The Marauders (Animagi): Solemnly Swear That You...