]> http://skreened.com/laughoutloud Sometimes the best medicine is just to laugh at ourselves and all the silliness we've created in this fish bowl of ours...If you've got an appetite for funny t-shirts, we've got a bit of dark, dry humor sprinkled with sarcasm for you! en-us Mon, 20 May 2013 16:28:57 -0400 http://backend.userland.com/rss Skreened.com RSS Machine 1440 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud 75 75 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/polish-a-turd Who says you can't polish a Turd? When the mission seems impossible, you can use this inspirational t-shirt to make it happen. polish a turd, myth, humor, turd, inspiration <p>Polish A Turd</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/w/e/owewkmvugkbmkehloeip/polish-a-turd.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-ringer-tee.white-chocolate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:31:18 -0500 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/polish-a-turd http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/it-s-your-world-boss It's your world boss, I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Need a good brown nosing shirt? Look no further! your world boss, boss, saying, squirrel,funny <p>It's your world boss...</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/q/q/n/qqnasuasamskgvhdqwsl/it-s-your-world-boss.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:32:54 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/it-s-your-world-boss http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/hot-carl She makes me hot Carl. Punctuation may not save your life, but it might save your face. hot carl,gag,perv,sex,fetish <p>Hot Carl</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/h/n/l/hnlnramwauwgyklwsamm/hot-carl.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.heather-grey.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:31:44 -0500 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/hot-carl http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/forclosure We were foreclosed on before foreclosure was cool. Fun with the housing market...Victim of a short sale? or foreclosure? Image is distressed to give a worn\faded look. forclre, funny, foreclose, economy, housing <p>Forclosure</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/a/z/aazpcnkoqwzaaeuzaoey/forclosure.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.cactus-green.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:28:55 -0500 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/forclosure http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/happiness Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a while. This nod to the great state of Nevada celebrates the oldest profession and the hookers that keep it alive. nevada, las vegas, sex, humor, happiness <p>Happiness</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/g/m/o/gmowqwkaiwewagsaesax/happiness.anvil-unisex-value-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:00:08 -0500 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/happiness http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/hard-work If you want to know what hard work feels like, just ask my belt! belly, beer, gut, fat, funny <p>Hard Work</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/c/g/n/cgnaqiywawyqsfyvcaed/hard-work.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-tee.heather-grey.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Thu, 03 Jan 2013 07:22:23 -0500 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/hard-work http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/pop-that-hood-missy Pop that hood Missy, we'll have us a look-see! This old timer's creepy saying makes an excellent t-shirt for those aiming for that weirdo vibe. creeper, stalker, funny, perv, car <p>Pop That Hood, Missy!</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/c/y/r/cyrgaodgkecnasknpmat/pop-that-hood-missy.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:54:40 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/pop-that-hood-missy http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/single-s-toast The Single Life! Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple! Who could resist this drunken tribute to the party life. A crowd pleasing toast for any occasion...er..save for maybe a wedding. single, alcohol, toast, beer, bachelor <p>Single's Toast</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/v/o/k/vokpegctqoakfvghkyuu/single-s-toast.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-ringer-tee.white-chocolate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:53:45 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/single-s-toast http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/your-mother-s-eyes They say I've got your mother's eyes. Ewww! This creepy retro guy with Mom's eyes floating in his coffee cup is yet another star in a long line of creepy "Your Mom" one liners! gallows, funny, macabre, humor, mother's eyes <p>Your Mother's Eyes</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/b/y/v/byvycnjugqkrcsscaese/your-mother-s-eyes.anvil-unisex-heavyweight-ringer-tee.white-chocolate.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:51:30 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/your-mother-s-eyes http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-don-t-always I don't always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to do it in production. Something special for the computer programmer in your life! programmer, computer, geek, code, programming <p>I Don't Always</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/c/s/j/csjmnndvwquyjeaepmpb/i-don-t-always.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.dijon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:50:39 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-don-t-always http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/dreams Valium. Bridging the gap between dreams and reality. Did you have grand plans for your life when you were young and naive? Didn't we all! A little tongue and cheek humor for those mommies who might need more than a drink to get through the day. children, mother, sarcasm, valium, domestic <p>Dreams</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/e/s/f/esfseqzkajmgmksfoshi/dreams.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:49:55 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/dreams http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/come-back-there-mom Don't make me come back there! This classic line isn't strictly Dad's, I know I heard it from Mom a time or two. This mother and teary eyed son riding in the family car, is something almost anyone can relate to. Mom's certain to appreciate the humor (and recognition) in this retro design, especially as a Mother's Day gift! mother, mom, kids, parenting, tantrum <p>Come Back There (Mom)</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/t/q/n/tqnigfyutckaowiaabat/come-back-there-mom.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:48:48 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/come-back-there-mom http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-ve-got-a-perfect-body I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk, and starting to smell. Gallows humor rocks. You don't have to be a serial killer to sport this innocent, gentlemen retro t-shirt design. saying, humor, morbid, serial killer,macabre <p>I've Got a Perfect Body</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/e/n/i/eningapowsgtaveqosqs/i-ve-got-a-perfect-body.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:47:58 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-ve-got-a-perfect-body http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/step-monster This design features a monster like creature cracking a whip, accompanied by the large block text "Step Monster" and smaller text that reads "the beatings will continue until morale improves." A snarky, humorous gift for the step mom or dad in your life! step, mom,family,humor,dad <p>Step Monster</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/k/y/n/kynuazwyyzpxeaqydseq/step-monster.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:46:50 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/step-monster http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/all-things-truly-wicked-start-from-an-innocence All things truly wicked start from an innocence. We're all sugar and spice right out of the gate, until life sinks it's ruthless claws into us and begins pull at the seams. wicked,evil,saying,innocent,typography <p>All Things Truly Wicked Start From an Innocence</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/y/w/n/ywnjouaatceqgqqegwkn/all-things-truly-wicked-start-from-an-innocence.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.lemon.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:46:03 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/all-things-truly-wicked-start-from-an-innocence http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-do-love-children-1400597 This design features a retro gentlemen pointing behind him at children playing, surrounded by the quote "I do love children, I just can't eat a whole one!" A perfect gift for the childless Uncle in the family. family,children,parents,humor,funny <p>I Do Love Children!</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/o/a/f/oafizekkfdbweyqmysas/i-do-love-children.american-apparel-unisex-v-neck-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:45:23 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-do-love-children-1400597 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/toast-to-nipples Here's to nipples! Without them, titties would be pointless. The funniest drinking toast ever created. Don't leave for a night out with this one! nipples, beer, humor, boobs, alcohol <p>Toast To Nipples</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/u/i/j/uijupkeghjgqiagbmqan/toast-to-nipples.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:44:59 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/toast-to-nipples http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-ll-be-using-these This cute retro robot stands posed with his mechanical finger pointing at its chest with the caption "I'll be using THESE to my advantage..." boobs, humor, my advantage, breast, robot <p>I'll be using THESE...</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/m/h/u/mhuboaaiumluqmhbaqcg/i-ll-be-using-these.anvil-unisex-value-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:44:27 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/i-ll-be-using-these http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/death-will-be-my-bride This creepy biker by Vector Genius makes the ultimate rebel t-shirt accompanied by the text "Death Will Be My Bride." zombie,death,bride,marriage,funny <p>Death Will Be My Bride</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/q/k/y/qkyzeincaejjduaeraaa/death-will-be-my-bride.anvil-unisex-value-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Mon, 24 Sep 2012 21:52:31 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/death-will-be-my-bride http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/always-give-100 This awesome creepy Zombie by Vector Genius is accompanied by the funny, motivational saying "Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you're giving blood." humor, zombie, blood, donate, funny <p>Always Give 100%</p><p><img src="http://skreened.com/render-product/a/u/o/auoaymzxqoqonbdusagg/always-give-100.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w335h380z1.jpg" /></p> Sat, 22 Sep 2012 16:18:38 -0400 http://skreened.com/laughoutloud/always-give-100