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    Bong Hits 4 Jesus, But Not 4 Kids! Subversive and Healthy T-Shirt for Kids


    A picture of Jesus Christ holding a bong is accompanied by the following text:

    Bong Hits 4 Jesus, But Not 4 Kids! That's right, kids! Jesus can handle a hit of THC from the ol' water pipe. But that's only because he's the son of God and has supernatural powers. You don't live in that divine state of grace. Even filtered through water, marijuana smoke contains cancer-causing chemicals. Pot messes with your memory long after the high wears off. It makes you act pretty stupid, stupider than you think. And what else did your dealer mix into your stash? You don't need pot to be weird. Just read Heinlein, or play disco, or don't wash.

    This sweatshop-free, made in the USA t-shirt is riffing off of the Supreme Court decision that kids cannot carry a message reading "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" to school. Yes, that's a problem for Free Speech rights. But it also assumes that kids are stupid, gullible and thoughtless. This t-shirt is healthily subversive.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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