Does Massapequa Park have a quirky inventor? Possibly a gull-winged car piloted by the guy from Family Ties? There's got to be noticable changes in the space-time continuum. If even one of these things happens in Massapequa Park, you need to snag this Back to Massapequa Park shirt. The idea came to us from an old man with a broken cane from 2015.