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Be My Bitch

Be My Bitch - Zero sap tolerance? Not into the whole candy, flowers, cards and candles scene? Just want a funny icebreaker when you head out to the club this...

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Zero sap tolerance? Not into the whole candy, flowers, cards and candles scene? Just want a funny icebreaker when you head out to the club this Valentine's Day? Try this on for size: Be My Bitch (with the word Valentine crossed out!)
anti love joke, AVClove, be my bitch, funniest snark, funny anti-valentine
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Be My Bitch - Zero sap tolerance? Not into the whole candy, flowers, cards and candles scene? Just want a funny icebreaker when you head out to the club this...
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