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Honesty is the best policy. Exchanging names, pretending you'll call, trying to stay awake through all the "blah blah blah," dropping serious coin on dinner and movies... You're not looking for romance or even friendship, so why advertise for baggage you don't want, when you can get the anonymous loving you crave with one of these hilarious shirts? "Can't we just be strangers with benefits?" Perfect icebreaker at the gym, parties, clubs, etc.
(Disclaimer: Not recommended for wear in the workplace, at family reunions or at church.)
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