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    Homeland Security seal with, "We get to touch your junk," motto. Because, it's my right as an American to have you cavity-searched, so that I can feel safer. Official-looking, designed to travel. T-shirts, hoodies, bags, gifts.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as Bella + Canvas, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel. Due to screen resolution variation actual product colors may differ slightly in appearance.


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