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ITEM 498298-5040-DKA
   
$20.99  $16.79
Bayside Unisex Heavyweight Tee   (More Styles...)
Premium quality fabric, 100% preshrunk cotton, Dark Ash 90% cotton/10% poly. Has a regular fit for those who prefer their shirts with a bit more room. Sizes: SM-4XL.
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Description:  Homeland Security seal with, "We get to touch your junk," motto. Because, it's my right as an American to have you cavity-searched, so that I can feel safer. Official-looking, designed to travel. T-shirts, hoodies, bags, gifts.

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