There is only one thing wrong with Santa Carla - the place is crawling with vampires. Oh, and some hideous 1980s fashion. But if you insist upon moving there, take heed and keep to yourself. Falling in with the Surf Nazi crowd will put you squarely on the vampire late supper menu. Mess with the vampires themselves and you'll be drinking red "wine" from an antique flask and hallucinating that your noodles are actually worms.