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    T-SHIRT

    $28.99
    $25.51

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    T-SHIRT. TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT T-SHIRT. DO NOT USE T-SHIRT IF YOU'RE PREGNANT OR MIGHT BECOME PREGNANT. IT PROBABLY WON'T FIT YOU FATTY. T-SHIRT MAY CAUSE EXCESSIVE READING OF THE TORSO BY STRANGERS. IF T-SHIRT REMAINS ON FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS YOU MAY GET SICK OF IT. YOU MAY EXPERIENCE UNEXPECTED AWESOMENESS AND/OR THE UNRAVELLING AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND CHERISH WHILE WEARING T-SHIRT. DO NOT WEAR T-SHIRT IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY OR HAVE EVER WORN A SWEATER TIED LOOSELY AROUND YOUR NECK. FRANKLY YOU SOUND LIKE KIND OF A DOUCHE AND WE DON'T WANT OUR PRODUCT ASSOCIATED WITH YOU IN ANY WAY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE WHILE WEARING T-SHIRT. YOU LOOK SO MUCH COOLER DRIVING AROUND SHIRTLESS WITH YOU SUNGLASSES ON, BLASTING SOME BON JOVI FROM THE FACTORY SPEAKERS OF YOUR 1992 FORD MUSTANG. T-SHIRT. WE'RE GUESSING NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR WEIRD NIPPLES ANYWAY.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.

     
     

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