Lazy rule: can't reach it, Don't need it
If anyone can have it I don't have it
If monday had a face
im not lazy
I tried being normal once
Didn't loose my sanity
bad decisions make great stories
I can't hear you
Where's the food
hungover or monday
I need a six month vacation twice a year
I'm not afraid of heights have you seen my shoes?
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
Everything I like is either expensive, fattening...
I can't concentrate in flats!
Do not read the next sentence
do not read the next sentence
Monday is a basic bitch