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    Baptised: Now for kids!


    "The minute we were discharged from the hospital, we were down at the water's edge, trickling the city's lifeblood over our newborn's delicate skull. He never gets sick!" Even kids are Ride-Or-Die when it comes to Portland. Let them declare it.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


    About The Artist

    A born and bred Portland native. My city makes me happy on a daily basis. It also makes me shake my head, on an hourly basis.

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