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    Don't Rent: Legally


    You're not breaking the law if you inhabit the dwelling for ten years, or something like that. I'm not a lawyer. Let this sweatshirt keep you cozy as you hunker down in the dark, with a baseball bat and camp stove, claiming your new territory, in the wet, cold Northwest nights.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


    About The Artist

    A born and bred Portland native. My city makes me happy on a daily basis. It also makes me shake my head, on an hourly basis.

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