You're too weak to handle cul-de-sacs and homogeneous paint colors. That is why you're giving up on the outlying metro-area suburbs and moving inward. Because you're weak, and easily swayed. At least admit to it in style.
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About The Artist
A born and bred Portland native. My city makes me happy on a daily basis. It also makes me shake my head, on an hourly basis.