funny sayings @ Skreened

Men are like

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:07:20 -0400

Men are like

a marijuana bud nugget.

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:09:42 -0400

Cannabis, also known as marijuana[1] or marihuana,[2] or ganja (from Hindi/Sanskrit: à¤�à¤¾à¤�à¤�à¤¾ gÄ�njÄ�, hemp),[3] is a psychoactive drug extracted from the plant Cannabis sativa, or more often, Cannabis sativa subsp. indica. The herbal form of the drug consists of dried mature flowers and subtending leaves of pistillate (female) plants. The resinous form, known as hashish,[4] consists primarily of glandular trichomes collected from the same plant material. The major biologically active chemical compound in cannabis is Î�9-tetrahydrocannabinol (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), commonly referred to as THC. Humans have been consuming cannabis since prehistory,[5] although in the 20th century there was a rise in its use for recreational, religious or spiritual, and medicinal purposes. It is estimated that about four percent of the world's adult population (162 million) use cannabis annually and 0.6 percent (22.5 million) daily.[6] The possession, use, or sale of psychoactive cannab marijuana, bud, pot, weed, nug, nugget, grass, ganga, drug, drugs, smoking

One love - less than 3 is a heart, get it

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:04:16 -0400

Just let me tell you something (yeah), to make everything come true, we gotta be together. (Yeah, yeah, yeah) and through the spirit of the Most High, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I, we're inviting a few leading people of the slaves to shake hands. . . To show the people that you love them right, to show the people that you gonna unite, show the people that you're over bright, show the people that everything is all right. Watch, watch, watch, what you're doing, because . . I mean, I'm not so good at talking but I hope you understand what I'm trying to say. Well, I'm trying to say, could we have, could we have, up here onstage here the presence of Mr. Michael Manley and Mr. Edward Seaga. I just want to shake hands and show the people that we're gonna make it right, we're gonna unite, we're gonna make it right, we've got to unite . The moon is high over my head, and I give my love instead. The moon is high over my head, and I give my love instead. one love, one, love,

c.o.e.x.i.s.t religious symbols tee shirt

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:01:33 -0400

A campaign, mainly selling shirts and bumper stickers, promoting the end of discrimination against all religions, as well as all discrimination. For Jews, Buddhists, Christians, Atheists, Blacks, Whites, Homosexuals -- everyone to get along. To coexist. A : Oh i bought one of those new coexist bumper stickers...to show I do not discriminate on religion. B : Oh...wow! I saw a guy with one of those shirts. religion, philosophy, coexist

Coexist colorful typographic design tee shirt on american apparel.

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:58:31 -0400

U.S.S.A - the united soviet states of america or the united socialist states of america

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:51:03 -0400

U.S.S.A - the united soviet states of america or the united socialist states of america

I fucked a mermaid

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:48:59 -0400

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't on a boat, lonely island, snl,