Mitt Romney. Don't be fooled by the blue jeans and the "worry" about pink slips. Mitt Romney is a gabillioinaire who won't ever have to worry about his mortgage, his health care, or how he's going to pay for his next hairdresser appointment. Make no mistake, Romney is a one percenter. Tshirt says 1% -er and also quotes Romney saying "Corporations are people" and "I like firing people".