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    Porch Monkey


    My mom used to call me a porch monkey because I would sit on the porch all day and watch the neighbors. Help Randal the Clerk try to reclaim this saying as a new term for lazy people with our Porch Monkey 4 Life Design Merch. It’s okay, he’s taking it back.

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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