My mom used to call me a porch monkey because I would sit on the porch all day and watch the neighbors. Help Randal the Clerk try to reclaim this saying as a new term for lazy people with our Porch Monkey 4 Life Design Merch. It’s okay, he’s taking it back.
Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as Bella + Canvas, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel. Due to screen resolution variation actual product colors may differ slightly in appearance.