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Why Buy The Cow? We'd Prefer You'd Buy The Farm!

Why Buy The Cow? We'd Prefer You'd Buy The Farm!
ITEM 1210706-2001-WHI
   
$24.99
Unisex Fitted Tee   (More Styles...)
American Apparel 100% cotton t-shirt with a fitted / vintage fit. The medium-lightweight jersey fabric is made of ultra-soft combed cotton. Sizes: SM-3XL
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Description:  This humorous spoof of the old saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" is sure to be on the minds of parents of marrying-age daughters everywhere (especially those who don't like their prospective son-in-laws).

Search:  funny, dating, engaged, marriage, mother in law

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Unisex Fitted Tees

Use a comfortably loose measuring tape
Slightly fitted & not pre-shrunk

Please measure before ordering

Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
XS 30-32 28-30
S 34-36 30-32
M 38-40 32-33
L 42-44 33-34
XL 46-48 36-38
2XL 48-50 40-42
3XL 50-52 44-48

Juniors Fitted Tees

Use a comfortably loose measuring tape
Slightly fitted & not pre-shrunk

Please measure before ordering

Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
XS 28-30 23-24
S 30-32 25-26
M 32-34 27-28
L 36-38 30-32
XL 40-42 33-35
2XL 44-46 36-38

Kids Tees

Use a comfortably loose measuring tape
Slightly fitted & not pre-shrunk

Please measure before ordering

Waist (Inches) Chest (Inches)
2 Years 32-36 21
4 Years 36-40 22
6 Years 40-43 23
8 Years 48-50 26
10 Years 51-54 27
12 Years 55-59 28

Babies

Use a comfortably loose measuring tape
Slightly fitted & not pre-shrunk

Please measure before ordering

Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
0-3m 12 10-16
3-6m 14 17-24
6-12m 16 25-28
12-18m 18 29-31
18-24m 20 32-34

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