I'm not a Bitch. I'm a Virgo.

American Apparel Juniors Fitted Tee / White

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A lady was engaged in a rousing discussion about astrology. She was touting the virtues of her own sign and several others when I decided to jump in. "I'm a Virgo," I said, smiling brightly, hoping this would prompt a chorus of welcoming cheers. Instead, the woman gasped, made a face, and actually moved away from me as if I had just taken a dump in her coffee. So I just smiled, straightened the picture she had knocked off center and walked away.

astrology, virgo, bitch, funny quips, women

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