How do I feel about shopping? I'll tell you what I don't feel and that's my dead legs. You are killing your child with this metal deathtrap shopping cart torture thing. Come on just let me out for a second. I won't run away. I won't climb the pickle shelf. I won't roll around on the floor screaming. I will be good. You are a good mommy... OH MY GOD I'M LOSING MY SHIT!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!