Shopping: Mom My Legs are Dead


    How do I feel about shopping? I'll tell you what I don't feel and that's my dead legs. You are killing your child with this metal deathtrap shopping cart torture thing. Come on just let me out for a second. I won't run away. I won't climb the pickle shelf. I won't roll around on the floor screaming. I will be good. You are a good mommy... OH MY GOD I'M LOSING MY SHIT!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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