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    Marriage. . .


    Listen, kids. If you don't want a divorce, don't get married. But that means that you boys are gonna have to keep it in your pants. Sorry, them's the rules. The design features a picture of two rings symbolizing marriage and the text, "Marriage, the #1 cause of divorce."

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    Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as American Apparel, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel.


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