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Marriage. . .

Marriage. . .
ITEM 516391-2001-WHI
   
$21.99
Unisex Fitted Tee   (More Styles...)
American Apparel 100% cotton t-shirt with a fitted / vintage fit. The medium-lightweight jersey fabric is made of ultra-soft combed cotton. Sizes: SM-3XL
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Description:  Listen, kids. If you don't want a divorce, don't get married. But that means that you boys are gonna have to keep it in your pants. Sorry, them's the rules. The design features a picture of two rings symbolizing marriage and the text, "Marriage, the #1 cause of divorce."

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Unisex Fitted Tees

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S 34-36 30-32
M 38-40 32-33
L 42-44 33-34
XL 46-48 36-38
2XL 48-50 40-42
3XL 50-52 44-48

Juniors Fitted Tees

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Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
XS 28-30 23-24
S 30-32 25-26
M 32-34 27-28
L 36-38 30-32
XL 40-42 33-35
2XL 44-46 36-38

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Waist (Inches) Chest (Inches)
2 Years 32-36 21
4 Years 36-40 22
6 Years 40-43 23
8 Years 48-50 26
10 Years 51-54 27
12 Years 55-59 28

Babies

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Chest (Inches) Waist (Inches)
0-3m 12 10-16
3-6m 14 17-24
6-12m 16 25-28
12-18m 18 29-31
18-24m 20 32-34

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