You Can Trust ME @ Skreened

You Should Trust Me I'm A Doctor

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:28:49 -0500

If you can't trust your doctor, who can you trust? This funny shirt displays the phrase "You should trust me, because I'm a doctor" in the style of an eye chart. If you can read line 4 from 10 feet away, you're cleared to drive without glasses. You should trust me I'm a doctor, ima doctor, eye chart t-shirt, eye exam shirt, funny optometry shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Baller

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:58:29 -0500

You can trust me, I'm a baller. Also, I'm a shot caller, which would explain the 20-inch blades on my Impala. Are you a baller? Well then you best let everybody know. No fun in being a baller if you can't flaunt it a little bit, right? It seems to be a requirement of the job. Get this T-shirt and let em know who's ballin'. you can trust me, you can trust me i'm a baller t-shirt, ima baller t-shirt, shot caller, baller t-shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm Not A Rapist

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:44:31 -0500

You Can Trust Me, I'm Not A Rapist

You Can Trust Me I'm Not A Bitch

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:41:35 -0500

You Can Trust Me I'm Not A Bitch. A funny shirt designed to inform people that your word is good, based on the fact that you are not one of any of the various sorts of bitches out there. Bitches of the sassy female persuasion, bitches of the weakling male variety, female hounds of several configurations--you are none of these, and thus, can be trusted. Get the shirt to let them know. YOU CAN TRUST ME I'M NOT A BITCH t-shirt, TRUST ME T-SHIRT, funny T-SHIRT, Funny phrase shirts

You Can Trust Me I'm A Doctor

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:34:45 -0500

You can trust me, I'm a doctor. Seven years of school should make you trustworthy. This shirt let's people know that your vast medical knowledge makes you an authority on whatever you happen to be talking about. Perhaps he'll give you an impromptu exam. So be it. Maybe it gets a little handsy in some sensitive areas--go with it...he's a doctor. This funny shirt says it all. you can trust me Im a doctor, i'm a doctor, trust me t-shirt, funny breast inspector shirt, pick-up line shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm Awesome

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:26:06 -0500

How could you not trust an awesome person? This shirt is specifically designed to not only inform the general public that you're awesome, but to let them know that makes you a reliable person, to boot. Wear this baby around for at least a few days in a row just so the locals will be aware of the situation. Shock and awesome. YOU CAN TRUST ME I'M AWESOME, so COCKY shirt, Bragging funny T-SHIRT, awesome t-shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Hipster

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:19:20 -0500

Possibly one of our most brilliantly designed shirts. A hipster would never admit to being a hipster, yet to wear a shirt announcing that you're a hipster is ironic, and as such, directly in the hipster's wheelhouse. If the person isn't a hipster at all, then the shirt is just that much more ironic, bringing them closer to hipsterdom. Ponder any of this too long, and your head will explode. Just put on this ironic T-shirt and see what happens. you can trust me i'm a hipster, ironic hipster t-shirt, fixie bike shirt, trust me t-shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm Not A Stalker

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:54:46 -0500

Pay no attention to the fact that I'm glaring at you through the bushes outside your window. I'm not a stalker, and therefore completely trustworthy. Show people they can count on you not to creep on them or murder them in their sleep with this hilarious t-shirt. YOU CAN TRUST ME I'M NOT A STALKER, NOT A STALKER, TRUST ME, T-SHIRT, phrase TEE

You Can Trust Me, I'm Not A Bro

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:46:37 -0500

Down with bros! That goes for bro dogs, bro meisters, and brohams. They can take their lacrosse sticks, their Natty and their intentionally worn-out hats and screw right on off. Sport this funny t-shirt to express your hatred of bros and bro culture. YOU CAN TRUST ME I'M NOT A BRO, T-SHIRT, ANTI BRO, funny t-shirt

Trust Me, I'm An Alcoholic

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:37:20 -0500

Trust me, I'm an alcoholic. Wanna know if you've had too much to drink? You can trust the alcoholic. He knows. Want an honest opinion on your outfit. An alcoholic will give it too you strait (unless he's out of his medicine). This hilarious t-shirt is great for going out and would be especially funny if worn to rehab. trust me i'm an alcoholic, funny alcoholic t-shirt, rehab t-shirt, hilarious alcoholic joke t-shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Frat Star

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:29:28 -0500

In the food chain of college, the Frat Star resides at the top. An apex predator of the frat world, drinking Natty by the case, sporting a rugby shirt and taking slam pieces to pound town. This shirt will let everyone know that you fit the bill. you can trust me I'm a frat star, ima frat star, drinking bro party, awesome shirt, cool shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Bro

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:16:20 -0500

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Bro

You Can Trust Me, I'm Drunk

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:57:50 -0500

Trust me, I'm drunk! Only after a few cocktails can you really get right down to the truth. This hilarious drinking T-shirt lets people know that the liquor has been flowing and that you're at your most trustworthy. YOU CAN TRUST ME IM DRUNK t-shirt, funny DRUNK, ALCOHOL, PARTYING

You Can Trust Me, My Roommate's Gay

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:34:00 -0500

You can trust me, my roommate's gay. This pick-up line lets girls know that you're not creepy. You wouldn't have a gay roommate if you were creepin'. A funny shirt like this one clears everything up. you can trust me my roommate's gay, funny pick-up line shirt, hilarious trust me shirt, funny shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Pro!

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:18:41 -0500

When you need advice, who better to ask then a pro? This T-shirt lets everyone know that you know what you're talking about because you're a professional. You've put in the time, now wear the proof. you can trust me i'm a pro t-shirt, ima pro shirt, you can trust me shirt, trust me i'm a professional t-shirt, funny hilarious tee

You Can Trust Me, I'm An Auditor

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:05:36 -0500

You can trust me, I'm an auditor. There's nothing anyone anywhere likes more than being audited. The one to spread that cheer SHOULD be trusted, right? This funny IRS shirt should get a laugh or two from friends. Also funny if you're an auditor for the Church of Scientology. Double-check your taxes and engrams. you can trust me im an auditor, I'm an auditor t-shirt, irs funny joke T-shirt, audited t-shirt, scientology t-shirt

You Can Trust Me, I've Only Been In Jail Once

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:48:52 -0500

You can trust me, I've only been in jail once...and I didn't even do it! This funny T-shirt shows that you're trustworthy to passersby, or that at least you weren't dumb enough to get caught a second time. This shirt becomes extra funny if you've actually been to jail twice. you can trust me i've only been in jail once, funny jail t-shirt, trust me shirt, ex-con fellon shirt

You Can Trust Me, I'm A Lawyer

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:40:59 -0500

You can trust me, I'm a lawyer. This hilarious statement makes a great gift for any lawyer you may know. The lawyer joke is a time-tested bit, and this t-shirt summarizes society's contention with legal counsel; namely that lawyers exist, and that they can be trusted. you can trust me i'm a lawyer, ima lawyer, lawyer joke t-shirt, funny lawyer T-shirt, hilarious law school graduation gift