Pay no attention to the fact that I'm glaring at you through the bushes outside your window. I'm not a stalker, and therefore completely trustworthy. Show people they can count on you not to creep on them or murder them in their sleep with this hilarious t-shirt.
Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as Bella + Canvas, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel. Due to screen resolution variation actual product colors may differ slightly in appearance.