I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. Go figure.


Ladies, if you recognize this feeling, you're not alone. Sadly, most hook ups last about that long. Picking up drunk guys is a crap shoot. Just say no to whiskey dick.

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Every order is printed just for you here in the USA using eco-friendly inks on the highest quality garments such as Bella + Canvas, District Clothing, and Alternative Apparel. Due to screen resolution variation actual product colors may differ slightly in appearance.


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